Heart of the City by Steenz for May 14, 2005
Transcript:
Heart: Hey, Mom, I have a report to do for school. Mom: When's it due? Heart: Not 'til next Friday, but I need money for supplies. Mom: What supplies? Heart: Movie tickets. Mom: Movie tickets for a school project? I think not. Heart: It's a good thing you weren't Roger Ebert's Mom...he would've just been a fat kid? Mom: May I please take a shower in peace?
Learn to lock your bathroom door.