Heart of the City by Steenz for June 14, 2005
June 13, 2005
June 15, 2005
Transcript:
Mom: Oh, Tom Cruise is just pathetic. A 42-year-old man tittering and prancing around over a 26-year-old starlet like he just got his first kiss behind the "Tastee-Freez"! Heart: Well, I think it's sweet! Mom: You're kidding, right? Heart: No. It means there's still hope for me. I figure in about ten years he'll be ready for an upgrade.
Oh god, it’s sad because it’s true! :^<