Heart of the City by Steenz for March 14, 2006
Transcript:
Kat: But wait, Heart... what if the dance teacher complains about you to you Mom? Heart: Double dangit! You're right, Kat! Miss Lacey would never just kick me out of dance without calling my Mom first! And Mom would know for sure I was trying to get the boot! Then I'm in worse trouble and still have to finish dance classes! Boy, all of this would go a lot smoother if Mom would just let me be a quitter! Kat: Moms: the flies in the ointment of deception.
Mixed metaphors.