Heart of the City by Steenz for December 03, 2008
Transcript:
Heart: What did Santa say? Dean: Well, you were right, Heart. You can't ask Santa for money. He told me not to worry about my parents, everything would work out, and the economy would get better. Then he gave me this Santa ring. Heart: Let's hope that Santa's right. I'm kinda used to getting whatever I want. Dean: I wonder how much I can get for this thing on eBay?
Well, the economy did get better during the obama administration just in time for a dumb orange xenophobic loser to take credit for it during his term, after which he tanked it by ignoring a deadly pandemic until it was too late.