Heart: What?! Santa's gone?! Man: Well, he's gotta get ready for Christmas Eve... But if you hurry, you might catch him... Looks like his magic balloon hasn't quite left yet... Heart: Magic balloon? Somebody stop that elf!
Common misconception. Santa isn’t an elf; he’s a fat goblin with a skin disorder and deformed ears; also, he was born taller than the average goblin.
Common misconception. Santa isn’t an elf; he’s a fat goblin with a skin disorder and deformed ears; also, he was born taller than the average goblin.