Heart of the City by Steenz for March 28, 2010

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Heart: What're you doing, Dean-o? Dean: Inventing a new olympic event. Heart: The olympics were last month, Apolo. Dean: But this is the future. Dean: See, if I create a new olympic event now, by the time I'm in my late teens, I'll dominate my "Sport". Dean: This would all but guarantee me buckets of gold medals and huge licensing deals! Dean: Then I'll create a character for myself...you know, dye my hair blue, get weird tattoos, or wear an eye patch...really cement my brand with the buying public. Dean: Then I can market all kinds of gear related to my sport: Goggles, shoulder pads, spring shoes, the works...all bearing my unique signature and logo! Heart: The day I need goggles to do the hula hoop, cash in my chips and ship me off to New Zealand. Dean: Ah, for the love of the game!