Heart of the City by Steenz for January 29, 2012
Transcript:
Heart: I'm going to be the dog. Which piece do you want? Dean: I will be darth vader. Heart: Darth vader? You can't be Darth Vader! Dean: Who says? There's nothing in the rules against using action figures. Dean: See, when you land on my properties I'll say, "it is useless to resist" or "don't make me destroy you!" Heart: Fine. Then I'm using my "Take kwon do Karlie"! Bye bye, Darth-y! Dean: Looks like Karlie wasn't counting on Darth's backup! Try building hotels during a withering tie fighter laser barrage! Heart: Yeah, well it'll be kind of hard putting up little green houses under the hooves of "rainbow mare"! Dean: real estate is a tougher racket than I thought. Heart: I'd say we're naturals.
Ah, to be a kid again.
Or still.