Dear Diary, mom got me tickets to see Justin Bieber, and even a personal meet and greet! Then after, we're going to ride in his spaceship to see his unicorn ranch! Heart: If I'm gonna tell a story, I might as well go hog wild.
Wait, he doesn’t have a spaceship! Suspension of disbelief: BROKEN!
Wait, he doesn’t have a spaceship! Suspension of disbelief: BROKEN!