Heart of the City by Steenz for May 31, 2016
Transcript:
Our story: Looking to add excitement to her diary, Heart enlists Dean, who suggests they become superheroes... Dean: Taa dah! We're ready to fight evil where it lives! We just need names... Heart: Desperate girl and pathetic boy? Dean: I have the feeling you're not taking this seriously.
Desperate Girl would need less clothing, and Pathetic Boy should probably be a “hardcore” gamer who uses homophobic slurs in multiplayer coop shooters.