Heart of the City by Steenz for December 09, 2016
Transcript:
Heart: What's with the Christmas stocking? Dean: It's new. I'm breaking it in. Dean: Legend has it that good children who hung their freshly cleaned stockings by the fireplace to dry would find a Christmas morn those stockings filled with toys and treats. Heart: So you're really going to wash and hang your stocking to dry? Dean: I wouldn't want to be accused of false advertising.
At least you look stupid.