Heart of the City by Steenz for April 18, 2017
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Girl: This is my cat, mr. puddin'. He has hiw own instagram page with 17 followers. he hasn't posted any pics for awhile because he has a bladder infection. Boy: I got a cut on my head and it needed eleven stitches. I fell in my basement when I was trying to stand on a soccer ball. Heart: Heh. Amateurs.
Man, soccer kid not only hurt his head, he lost his eyebrows.