Heart of the City by Steenz for November 10, 2024

How about this: Hylian tomato pizza! In Tears of the Kingdom, use Hylian tomato, tabantha wheat, and hateno cheese!

Why so strict? Recreating fictional food is a good exercise

Soylent Green seems doable

Adaptation! For Soylent Green make tofu blocks died green. For Scooby Snacks Sugar cookies in a dogbone shape. Krabby Patties: crabcakes. Emras Bread? Maybe Pemmican bars? (Those would be a mix of nuts and fats and sugar) or a kind of grainola bar.

I take it that Charlotte hasnt seen Soylent Green…

Good job culinary teacher

The most dangerous game of all is MAN! And the tastiest! Mmm… Soylent green. [drools]

Whoa, whoa! Do you know what Soylent is made from? Also, isn’t the Endura Carrot a food from the Zelda series?

Don’t forget to brew up some Raktajino!

Some company actually made Scooby Snacks for a few years. Dachshunds liked them, too, not just Great Danes.

I wonder if someone will tell Mrs. Warren that there are actual Dungeons and Dragons cookbooks available in stores? Real food.

Somebody needs to remind her how Slurm is made

Yeah, stay away from soylent green!

Isn’t there a growing business for recipe books of fantasy foods from anime and sci fi?

How about tacocat? It’s easy. The recipe is the same backwards and forwards

A long time ago in a city far far away I bought some fry bread at Pow Wow. The Mrs took one bite and exclaimed “LEMBAS!!!” I thought it was the best I had ever had. But about 15 years ago we were in Edmonton at a little place called “The Green Onion Cake Man.” Those cakes are my new “Lembas”. Basically frybread with green onions. I made some yesterday for the watch party (CFL Eastern and Western Divisional Finals). And I have been commissioned to make a double batch for the Grey Cup next Sunday. MMMMMMM OISHII

Cookie Cat is just ice cream sandwiches with a cute shape. I understand that they’re super duper yummy.

I’m guessing the girls never saw the movie, they wouldn’t want to make soul any green after seeing the movie.

She’s gonna have to make sweetrolls, so a guard will say “Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll.”