Heathcliff by Peter Gallagher for June 19, 2021

What is the “splatter” with this picture?

When I was in first grade, I had bird feces on the back of my coat. Birds pay no attention to where they poop, but then again there are a lot of creatures that don’t. Crowd are supposed to be one of the smartest kinds of birds, but I doubt you could house break one.

I’ve been in all sorts of situations where I logically should have been pooped on by birds, I’ve seen it happen to others around me multiple times, but it’s never happened to me. It’s too bad, since I’ve heard it’s good luck.

Watch out, birds. He’s gonna sic his robots on you.

Since all the statuary has been felled, our avian friends have had to relieve themselves on irrelevant, has-been comic strip characters. Watch your back, Dennis the Menace!

Did they use a Norden bomb sight>

SCORE!!!

Those birds must have been waiting long for such a chance.

No wishing well to wish for those birds to have constipation this time, Heathcliff?

Now that’s Funnier than bird crap!!

Couldn’t happen to a better cat!

BULLSEYE!

Little birdy in the sky. Why’d you do it in my eye? I’ve been good. And, I don’t cry. Boy, I’m glad that cows don’t fly! LOL!