Herman by Jim Unger for July 29, 2016

Natural selection rules: those with a satchel survive

three’s a crowdmost folks saybut when one’s big and loudhe can drive you away

Too many people, too many cars!

How can I make an impression on people?Stand in a crowded elevator.

I disagree, every major problem on this planet is caused by politicians.

I disagree, they design the elevators too small.

In the brief time it took the elevator to rise to the 23rd floor, Herman’s hopes for a stress free day, were crushed.

A crowed of one.

Large people require more food, larger housing, larger cars, and in general more resources. Sort of makes one wonder why that state is generally considered a positive thing. A holdover from cave man days, I guess.

I’d have said “bureaucrats.”