Hoo boy! Thereby hangs a tale!
Aw, Congratulations, Herman! You must be so proud of the little, eh, …. er, ……… uh, …….. what did you call it?
Wow! I really tied one on that night! She looked like at least a 9 and a half.
He heard they had a concert.
The paternity will never hold up in court if you argue that you were probed against your will!
Ok, Mr. President, we accepted it when you decided American women weren’t good enough for you. But this is going too far.
Wait, is this conception what the Russians have secret tapes of?
He’s thinking, “I’ll bet it was that night in Bangkok.”
worse ufo encounter ever…..okay, second worse ufo encounter ever
Payback for sending ‘Voyager’ out there with earth germs
Damn. That one night stand WASN’T a nightmare.
This is what happens when you use the combined Elizabeth Warren Ancestry DNA and Paternity Home Test Kit.
I bet it was the night you woke up with that Venusian slime woman and I had her sister ! Boy, that was one drunken night !
and wait until he gets the child support bill!
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Ragtime78rpm almost 8 years ago
Hoo boy! Thereby hangs a tale!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Aw, Congratulations, Herman! You must be so proud of the little, eh, …. er, ……… uh, …….. what did you call it?
Farside99 almost 8 years ago
Wow! I really tied one on that night! She looked like at least a 9 and a half.
J Short almost 8 years ago
He heard they had a concert.
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 8 years ago
The paternity will never hold up in court if you argue that you were probed against your will!
P51Strega almost 8 years ago
Ok, Mr. President, we accepted it when you decided American women weren’t good enough for you. But this is going too far.
Wait, is this conception what the Russians have secret tapes of?
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 8 years ago
He’s thinking, “I’ll bet it was that night in Bangkok.”
oakie817 almost 8 years ago
worse ufo encounter ever…..okay, second worse ufo encounter ever
sandpiper almost 8 years ago
Payback for sending ‘Voyager’ out there with earth germs
sandflea almost 8 years ago
Damn. That one night stand WASN’T a nightmare.
Major325 almost 8 years ago
This is what happens when you use the combined Elizabeth Warren Ancestry DNA and Paternity Home Test Kit.
What? Me worried ? almost 8 years ago
I bet it was the night you woke up with that Venusian slime woman and I had her sister ! Boy, that was one drunken night !
LuvThemPluggers almost 8 years ago
and wait until he gets the child support bill!