Herman by Jim Unger for March 18, 2017

When the green gets a little TOO green…

This is getting boring…it’s the same thing every time. Don’t I sometimes get to hit it more than once per hole like you do?

Do some gardening – the weeds are bad around here.

Well you can rub it in for one.

Stop mentioning it to those of us who aren’t as lucky?

Dunno. It’s never happened to me.

Quit, while you are ahead of the game!

“Beats me, never had that problem.”

“Come help me. I believe I’m standing in quicksand!”