Herman by Jim Unger for August 30, 2018

I read somewhere that they once asked one of those sign-language gorilla whether gorillas or humans were smarter. She replied “Gorillas”. When they asked why, she pointed out “I learned your language, you haven’t learned mine!”

She loves it when he goes ape on her.

https://youtu.be/mEhHeILa3HE

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

All big game hunters have trophies !

I’d be willing to wager that when she landed her rich old man, she didn’t imagine a fun day out would be a trip to the zoo. She probably thought life would be fancy nightclubs, exotic vacations and shopping trips to high end stores. Serves her right.

Is that a mink she is wearing?

He’s prolly MMMM – Matandang, Mayamang, Madaling, Mamatay!

“Not my type.”

I’ve noticed, tho, that Mr. McNeel draws all of the guys like their in their 50’s or 60’ds. Even the new fathers or newlyweds.