Last night I met a man from Mars. And he was very sad. He said, won’t you help me find my girlfriend, please. So, I asked him, what does she looked like. And the man from Mars said, She’s 8ft 2. Solid Blue. 5 Transistors, any shoe. Has anybody seen my gal? My Son The Celebrity. Alan Sherman. Lovely shape. Custom built. Squeeze her wrong and she says “Tilt”! Has anybody seen my gal? If, she’s found. Run like mad. Down to Cape Canaver-nal! And shoot me back my beauty. My super-sonic cutie. Send me back my Martian Gal!! Scary isn’t it. I haven’t played this record or heard it else ware, yet, I remember most of these lyrics.
sirbadger almost 5 years ago
How can you tell if she’s female?
zerotvus almost 5 years ago
is that Tebow’s wife?
sandpiper almost 5 years ago
They’ll do a special category for her. No bathing suit needed.
Duncan Idaho almost 5 years ago
Reminds me of Retief and The Pan Galactic Pageant of Pulchritude. For those SciFi fans out there.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
It will be a cold day in hell if this one is entered….
Mediatech almost 5 years ago
They been allowing silicon based life forms to participate for many years now.
amaneaux almost 5 years ago
People complain about the World Series only involving at most two countries, but Miss Universe only involves one planet.
heathcliff2 almost 5 years ago
Too much advertising.
Jim Kerner almost 5 years ago
Last night I met a man from Mars. And he was very sad. He said, won’t you help me find my girlfriend, please. So, I asked him, what does she looked like. And the man from Mars said, She’s 8ft 2. Solid Blue. 5 Transistors, any shoe. Has anybody seen my gal? My Son The Celebrity. Alan Sherman. Lovely shape. Custom built. Squeeze her wrong and she says “Tilt”! Has anybody seen my gal? If, she’s found. Run like mad. Down to Cape Canaver-nal! And shoot me back my beauty. My super-sonic cutie. Send me back my Martian Gal!! Scary isn’t it. I haven’t played this record or heard it else ware, yet, I remember most of these lyrics.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 5 years ago
She’ll keep bugging them until they say yes.