Herman by Jim Unger for June 27, 2020

“You know, old what’s-his-name.”

Careful, ladies, he’s a big name at this reunion.

“Frank, the wallflower?”

Subtle name tag.

That Frank. He is such a hot dog.

At least he’s Frank about it

Picked that name tag up at the sign section of Lowe’s.

She remembered him, it worked!

Where’s Earnest?

Learned this from my wife when she was running for public office.

Wear the name tag on the right. Most people wear it over their heart on the left. So (a) it’s odd and it draws attention and (b) that is where people first look when they shake hands.

A good idea Frank.. it saves a lot of small talk.

This is not an original idea of mine, but I copied it shamelessly. Take the “Hello my name is..” tag and write Inigo Montoya. If you write small you can continue with the rest.

Boy, I just hate reunions….it’s that pest from 10 th grade….

Isn’t name tag size related to … um … manhood size?

Frankly even his name tag is obnoxious.

Isn’t that nice ? He just wants to be frank with them.

A sign that big would surely have room to post his yearly income…

He’s hoping to meet near-sighted women.