If you need a witness Officer, I will be glad to testify in court that he was wanton and reckless in his driving. He may be difficult to find, however, because this drive was part of his interview and I just have a name.
It’s John Smith. He is average height, average weight, dark hair, and no distinguishing features. You should call in to issue an APB immediately.
Had a drunk deny he was the driver….struck a concrete wall head on. I said So you weren’t the driver….then explain the large steering wheel bruise on your chest….with the Ford oval outlined perfectly? He had no explanation but continued to deny driving….couldn’t be me…I own a Chevy…..Yes sir..I replied…..you were driving your friend’s Ford. His friend laying next to him just as drunk….M’ fer! You crashed my car??? He was passed out in the passenger seat at the time.
allen@home almost 4 years ago
A tow truck isn’t going to help. What you need is a truck with a crane and one of those big magnets and a dump truck.
Dan6652 almost 4 years ago
… and he made the old rusty tow truck his new home.
ForrestOverin almost 4 years ago
“Pip pip, and all of that!”
Lady loves a joke almost 4 years ago
It wasn’t until he was flying through the trees, that he realized he wasn’t on the road anymore..
J Short almost 4 years ago
He left 15 years ago, and he hasn’t come back yet.
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
Brass, pure brass. And maybe the cop will buy it.
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
If you need a witness Officer, I will be glad to testify in court that he was wanton and reckless in his driving. He may be difficult to find, however, because this drive was part of his interview and I just have a name.
It’s John Smith. He is average height, average weight, dark hair, and no distinguishing features. You should call in to issue an APB immediately.
morningglory73 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
A “spot” of car trouble? It’s disintegrated.
garcoa almost 4 years ago
The officer has his hand on his gun. Must be expecting a spot of trouble.
Buckeye67 almost 4 years ago
The cop looks like he was just in an accident.
Lightpainter almost 4 years ago
Looks like his CAR is guilty of drunk driving, but not the driver.
paranormal almost 4 years ago
That’s no spot; It’s a billboard!!!
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
I heard that one before…..
cuzinron47 almost 4 years ago
He hung back with the car to make sure nobody stole it.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Rear seat airbags? They really do have everything!
Vet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Had a drunk deny he was the driver….struck a concrete wall head on. I said So you weren’t the driver….then explain the large steering wheel bruise on your chest….with the Ford oval outlined perfectly? He had no explanation but continued to deny driving….couldn’t be me…I own a Chevy…..Yes sir..I replied…..you were driving your friend’s Ford. His friend laying next to him just as drunk….M’ fer! You crashed my car??? He was passed out in the passenger seat at the time.