Herman by Jim Unger for February 01, 2021

Uh oh! :(

Out the back door Randolph. Head for the hills.

Adoo Annie from Oklahoma.

And there is some fella with a shotgun sitting in the car waiting for the two of you.

Randolph, the seeing eye dog?

She believes in short engagements.

Just guessing she’s expecting a lot from a first date.

Off by about a year. Sadie Hawkings Day is February 29th.

There is assertive and self-confident and then there’s being aggressive, pushy, obnoxious and domineering.

Randolph, just tell her that the dress makes her look fat.

Oy…never assume! It makes an ass/U/me

RUN AWAY

She’s just cutting to the chase … in fact … she’s cutting out the chase!

She seems to have high hopes!

Yell from the other room: "I’ll be just a minute; chat with her. I think her name is Mary.

Reminds me of a first (and final) date I once had where she kept asking me how much I loved her….

I hope Randolph is blind!!!

Wait a minute – you weren’t wearing a bride’s gown in your on-line photo!

Randolph needs to have a word with who ever set him up with that date, and I don’t mean a kind word.

That looks like how my first date went with the woman who became my wife. She effectively moved in the day we first met and we were married a year later.

Run!

“Blind” date or “bride” date?

I remind all of you who are warning Randolph to escape with all due haste, that we haven’t seen what kind of appearance he makes. This might be the high point of his life.

He could do worse.