Herman by Jim Unger for June 19, 2021

The clubs are fine. It’s the user that’s useless.

At half price.

And yet he’s hiring a caddy to carry them.

Yup…all the clubs’ fault.

User error. Replace user and try again.

Well, no wonder. The club thingie is on the wrong end.

A divot deep enough to fall into? That’s a first.

He didn’t pay the extra price for the magic clubs (or the magic balls).

It’s a poor workman who blames his tools. Same for duffers. . .

Are they left handed clubs?

I could never find clubs that worked, so I gave up the game. My basketball always seemed to work, tho. I tried 4 different sets of clubs and twice that many putters. False advertising if you ask me,

The clubs are fine, its you who is…..wacked, hacked, and lack-ing!

Have you tested them on any trees yet?

Try rebooting!

I would say your problem resides in the mirror…

I ‘ve found that it’s best to avoid any iron below a 5 and never use a wood. That way you don’t have to chase errant drives too far.

Fool! Everyone knows you never wear a red shirt to play golf; it throws all the physics off!!

Always the excuse for thems that cannot play worth a damn.

With that grip, he’d have a better chance of choking the club to death than hitting a god shot.