Herman by Jim Unger for June 23, 2021

That is somewhat unsettling.

Tribbles!

Now you have the dog team, all you need is the sled.

Add one more dog and you have a man I see most mornings when I am out walking. I used to call him the “balloon man” because of the multiple leads.

I have since found out that his name is Mark and he’s an Army vet.

Taking his Kleenex out for a drag?

… uh… what are those supposed to be?

Well, that’s the second time you were mistaken. Those aren’t actually dogs…

Just like one rabbit?

constructicons: combine!

Looks more like he bought lint balls than anything living

Very true, few men would buy a little rat dog.

Are you sure those are dogs?

Then how come you have four leashes?