Herman by Jim Unger for September 01, 2021

Your marriage certificate ?

My dirty socks.

They are in their gall-moon.

A VHS of your nuptials?

Love the back cleavage.

It’s always the meatloaf. :P

Wait until you see the check. That ought to do it.

Anything with cilantro.

If I told you, I’d get banned from GoComics.

Liver?

Song lyric, The thought of you. The very thought of you . . .

I wonder how many years she as tolerated him.

Pretty sure we still have some of the same wine we served when you proposed 40 years ago..

Ewww!

“How ’bout a messy divorce?”

A run-down of last presidential campaigns?

Bourbon chicken…

A picture of your kids?

We have just the thing for you, the bill.

“ Everything we serve here. We have a lousy cook”.