Herman by Jim Unger for October 25, 2021

I’ll bet all those clocks have slightly different alarm settings, like at 5 minute intervals. XD

But it is cheaper.

I’m on a flight of fantacy.

and there’ll still be lines out of the airport.

When you arrive, Southwest will cancel your flight and rebook you the next day (or maybe the day after if you’re last in line).

If God had meant man to fly, He would have made it easier to get to the airport.

Oy

That was before they had invented the snooze alarm. Those bells gave one a RUDE awakening.

Are they sleeping on the “Dark Side of the Room”

If he can sleep through all that ticking, thunder wouldn’t get him up on time.

Used to live on an island in the Pacific. All long distance flights left at 1 or 2 AM.

If it saves being on hold for 58 minutes listening to how important your call is.. then well worth getting up early for.

The flight is for her….one way.

11 is when you should clean up. pack, get to the airport, park, and check your luggage. Sleep at the gate if they are not boarding already.

Trying to hit snooze on all of them should wake him up.

Red eye special?

No joke, I once had a roommate with 18 alarm clocks. He had them stacked on 3 shelves of bricks and boards. Fortunately, I was never home when they went off

The off-line version of Tik Tok.

Best alarm clock…. A cat throwing up. That will wake me up always!