I let my life insurance run out a couple of years ago when the insurance company raised my rate from about $100 a month to $750 a month. My wife’s premium only went up to $450 a month. Since then, we’ve been adding $100 a month each to a joint savings account with my son who is the executor of our will in the event of simultaneous demise of my wife and me. There is enough in there already to bury us.
I am still working full time. One of the benefits is a life insurance policy – I wonder how much they are paying on that!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Remember that next time I try to kill you.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
What about his health insurance?
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
She must have been talking to the doctor and decided it was time to check out his life insurance. What are she and the doctor not telling him???
Daniel Verburg almost 3 years ago
Things look poor for this fellow, since we are already in 2021.
rshive almost 3 years ago
A message from a person who cares.
mindjob almost 3 years ago
That’s ok, she has a credit card
Billavi Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It was shortly after he realized that he no longer loved her. Very funny!
jessie d. almost 3 years ago
For all intents and purposes, Herman is a dead man walking; His was a shot gun marriage with his betrothed holding the gun and the marriage license.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
She: I don’t mean there’s anything seriously wrong with you. Just sayin’ is all
He: That’s OK. I put everything in BitCoin.
vincent.pelletier almost 3 years ago
You’d better get better, you’re worthless to me dead!
dflak almost 3 years ago
I let my life insurance run out a couple of years ago when the insurance company raised my rate from about $100 a month to $750 a month. My wife’s premium only went up to $450 a month. Since then, we’ve been adding $100 a month each to a joint savings account with my son who is the executor of our will in the event of simultaneous demise of my wife and me. There is enough in there already to bury us.
I am still working full time. One of the benefits is a life insurance policy – I wonder how much they are paying on that!
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What good is life insurance if I can never collect on it?
JeromeBlue Premium Member almost 3 years ago
She’s no Barbara Stanwyck – hopefully.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hopefully his health insurance is all paid up
rossevrymn almost 3 years ago
I love dark humor. I also sold life insurance for decades and, uh, saw this story too many times.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
So by-all-means don’t die on me!!!
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
But – you’ll inherit his comic book collection and baseball cards!
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Bummer, now you got to keep him alive.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 3 years ago
Poor thing. This means he’s worth more alive than dead. She’ll have to change her plans.
ekke almost 3 years ago
Not that that will bother HIM!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 almost 3 years ago
He’s still alive, so that’s not as big a problem as letting his health insurance lapse.
Now tomorrow it might a bigger problem, but then that would be actually be your problem, more than his.