Herman by Jim Unger for January 18, 2022

Does that dress show the list of ingredients she wants?

Two medium, she is on a diet.

One large and supersize it.

But hold the anchovies!

He’ll get a tip like no other

“… and what size of pizza would you like?”

And a diet Pepsi!

Yes, you need to ask. But (no) you shouldn’t ask “Or need I ask?”

According to a story Yogi Berra once ordered a pizza and the person asked him if he wanted it cut into 6 slices or 8. He told them “Make it 6. I don’t think I can eat 8.”

Large please. In case some one throws a spear at me.

https://www.gocomics.com/bc/2022/01/18?ct=v&cti=1538066

Extra cheese, for certain.

Yeah, these are one of the pieces that just don’t hold up, anymore.

You know what? There’s another pizza place just a couple of blocks away.

Kudos to the artist for drawing the pattern on that dress. That was a lot of work.

My first bought was, ‘making fun of fat people isn’t very PC…

See all those boxes behind him? Those all belong to her carry out order.

“How would you like to be a topping, string bean?”

I didn’t know a large pizza box could fit there (readers choice).

One of each please…

I want extra large and no snorting.

Large with a diet Coke. ;)

And I’ll have a Diet Coke.

Question is How Many?

Always large. Best value and leftovers.

Do you have any pizza’s for buffalo size ladies?

And the pickle and the lettuce. Special orders don’t upset us!

“Or do I need to ask?”…..Only if you want to live.