Herman by Jim Unger for June 17, 2022

He failed to suck in his stomach when I told him to.

Not the use of the past tense.

Practice, practice

He’s too stuck up to tell you…

Oops!

A volunteer who thought you knew the trick.

Toldja those weren’t your swords!

Don’t worry. It’s fine. Everything is covered under his insurance.

Oy!

it takes a contortionist to do it

Maybe it was Lance…

I hope he had sword coverage…

“Oh well, I guess it’s back to the drawing board …”

That’ll teach him to volunteer.

You don’t know his name? Take a stab at it.

Easy come, easy go.

Schrödinger’s Magic Sword Box: Until the box is opened … the volunteer is theoretically …

“Did you get a next of kin?”

LOLOL — i know i shouldn’t be laughing — still … LOLOL

“Gotta know his name for the insurance form.”