He can’t wait for her to go bald so she’ll stop wasting time and money on curlers.
“37, 38, 39,… What did you say dear?”
I stop at two…..
And to think, years ago SHE used to love to run HER fingers through his hair. [Remember The Brylcreme ad jingle?]
Not counting the one’s that land in her coffee.
If you can count it, you’re bald…
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
How quickly they forget…..
Reminds me of an old guy I saw in his car with a notebook completely filled with numbers. The exchange went like this:
Me – “What are you doing”
Him – “Calculating how many mpg I get”
Me – “You should know by now”
But every day, it takes less time to count.
Dang, now I have to start over.
Just do the old sweep across; and back and forth, and back and forth…
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
sirbadger about 2 years ago
He can’t wait for her to go bald so she’ll stop wasting time and money on curlers.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs about 2 years ago
“37, 38, 39,… What did you say dear?”
zerotvus about 2 years ago
I stop at two…..
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
And to think, years ago SHE used to love to run HER fingers through his hair. [Remember The Brylcreme ad jingle?]
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Not counting the one’s that land in her coffee.
rmercer Premium Member about 2 years ago
If you can count it, you’re bald…
Ubintold about 2 years ago
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
How quickly they forget…..
mindjob about 2 years ago
Reminds me of an old guy I saw in his car with a notebook completely filled with numbers. The exchange went like this:
Me – “What are you doing”
Him – “Calculating how many mpg I get”
Me – “You should know by now”
Mountain Meg about 2 years ago
But every day, it takes less time to count.
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
Dang, now I have to start over.
Mediatech about 2 years ago
Just do the old sweep across; and back and forth, and back and forth…