Herman by Jim Unger for July 27, 2022

Duffers

I have never needed an alarm clock, a clock by the bed…yes, to this day if I need to get up…I’ll be up!

As if he can wait that long.

Mr. Twain said golf was a good walk ruined.

If he tries to putt it to her, it will driver crazy. His performance would be under par.

A true sportsman

Shouldn’t he say set the alarm for 5:30?

My son, when he was playing baseball as a kid, would sleep with his glove.

I got this new alarm clock that actually gets set that way. You tell it “Google, set alarm for 5AM” and it does.

I know – google now knows when I go to sleep, blah blah blah… if they want to know that info so bad, it isn’t hard to find out. ;-)

I can relate, having slept in my hockey gear as a youngster

Same with any sport…fishing, hunting, baseball, etc

Strange how we can wake up early when there is something that we want to do, but not when we have to get up.

At least that is how it is for me.

Must have an early tee time!

And I thought golfers got dressed in the dark…

Hope he didn’t wear his golf spikes to bed