You’ll need a straw
I’m afraid to ask about the gravy…
Gravy won’t go with that suit.
“The mashed potatoes and gravy are pre-mixed. It’s all going into your stomach together anyway.”
Maybe the potatoes should match his tie.
Glorp.
“The mashed potatoes are a little bit runny”, is an understatement.
Check the directions again. That is 2 cups of water; not 2 quarts of water…
Don’t be a Wise Guy!!!
At least the chef is not in denial about the consistency
Must have worked in an Army chow hall before.
The boss took us out to a fancy Italian restaurant and I ordered the tortellini. I got 5 small tortellinis and nothing else. I had to stop at McD’s to stop my stomach from growling when we left.
That one actually made me laugh out loud
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The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 years ago
You’ll need a straw
Imagine about 2 years ago
I’m afraid to ask about the gravy…
sandpiper about 2 years ago
Gravy won’t go with that suit.
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
“The mashed potatoes and gravy are pre-mixed. It’s all going into your stomach together anyway.”
rshive about 2 years ago
Maybe the potatoes should match his tie.
MayCauseBurns about 2 years ago
Glorp.
monya_43 about 2 years ago
“The mashed potatoes are a little bit runny”, is an understatement.
WCraft Premium Member about 2 years ago
Check the directions again. That is 2 cups of water; not 2 quarts of water…
paranormal about 2 years ago
Don’t be a Wise Guy!!!
mindjob about 2 years ago
At least the chef is not in denial about the consistency
cuzinron47 about 2 years ago
Must have worked in an Army chow hall before.
Bill The Nuke about 2 years ago
The boss took us out to a fancy Italian restaurant and I ordered the tortellini. I got 5 small tortellinis and nothing else. I had to stop at McD’s to stop my stomach from growling when we left.
MRC112 about 2 years ago
That one actually made me laugh out loud