Herman by Jim Unger for January 09, 2023

Why should I watch my weight when you can watch it? I’ll put my belly on your desk and let you watch it.

There is a LOT of beer and fried food being held up by that man’s belt.

“Your request toward a wheelbarrow for personal use is being considered.”

Never get the bodybuilder’s job that way.

That guy’s got a lot of guts.

“Okay. But can I sit down then? Your desk was kind of holding me up.”

My, my, my the boss is bossy!

I heard that you were the big guy around the office.

He’s so big, he qualifies as his own ZIP Code.

Can’t be a plumber. He couldn’t fit under a sink. Can’t be a roofer. He couldn’t climb the ladder, even without an 80lb bale of shingles. Can’t be an auto mechanic. He can’t get close enough to the vehicle.

But he could find a career in transportation. A traffic island with a sign. A traffic block at highway repair. A really effective speed bump. A crash barrier at a race track.

Or perhaps at sea. A floating dock. A mooring buoy. A sea anchor.

The possibilities are endless.

I still can’t understand how people let themselves get that way.

LOL‼️☺️

He’ll have to stand on the other side of the room…

His Santa jobs are only temporary

“But it was resting so peacefully!!”

Tuck it under the desk top like I do.

“Mable, Mable, if you’re able/ Get your big gut off my table.”

Roll out the barrel …

Eww!

It’s reserved for MY stomach!