Question actually asked by an ER doc when I went to the ER with a dislocated shoulder…..Does it hurt when you try to raise it? So I asked the doc after it was reset. Doc will I be able to play the piano? He smiled Yes sir! I replied Great! Never played the piano before!
I sounds like the clueless receptionist has asked him the question previously and is blind to his predicament. Maybe he’d like a cup to pour on her head to wake her up.
sooooo many questions! does he play the tuba? how did he get his nose in there? is he stuck on a valve? or is he caught in the curve? does it smell like valve oil or just spit? has he played for a while or is he just learning from the wrong end?………..
sirbadger over 1 year ago
Does pepper make you sneeze? We have some pepper.
Imagine over 1 year ago
Do you serve it intravenously?
allen@home over 1 year ago
Yes i would love some coffee. But i’m gonna need a long flexible straw.
Farside99 over 1 year ago
Must be a new LVN. Caring but clueless.
sandpiper over 1 year ago
pour it in through the spit valve
Honey, the butter-rubbed lard treats are ready! over 1 year ago
“No, thanks — part of this contraption is a half-full espresso machine.”
PraiseofFolly over 1 year ago
“So, the female trumpet player didn’t appreciate your off-color tuba jokes?”
seanfear over 1 year ago
make it greasing oil, please
Vet Premium Member over 1 year ago
Question actually asked by an ER doc when I went to the ER with a dislocated shoulder…..Does it hurt when you try to raise it? So I asked the doc after it was reset. Doc will I be able to play the piano? He smiled Yes sir! I replied Great! Never played the piano before!
Doug K over 1 year ago
I don’t think that offer is playing well with him right now.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
I sounds like the clueless receptionist has asked him the question previously and is blind to his predicament. Maybe he’d like a cup to pour on her head to wake her up.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
“Heenk! Honnnk!”
Baucuva over 1 year ago
On the plus side, he’s got a head for music.
rshive over 1 year ago
It’ll be cool by the time it reaches his mouth.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 1 year ago
sooooo many questions! does he play the tuba? how did he get his nose in there? is he stuck on a valve? or is he caught in the curve? does it smell like valve oil or just spit? has he played for a while or is he just learning from the wrong end?………..
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
mindjob over 1 year ago
It looks like he won’t be playing in the band
dflak over 1 year ago
Wah-wha-wha-wha Whaaaa.
Calvins Brother over 1 year ago
“We need another horn in our Oompah band if you’re interested."
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 1 year ago
ROFL! Unger was the king of sarcasm!
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
He’s just there for a tune-up.
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] over 1 year ago
I’ll bet the real E.R. people are cracking up over this one.