Herman by Jim Unger for February 20, 2023

Either he’s going bald or the barber made a mistake and doesn’t want to admit it.

I still have a little on top. Very little.

“Beats having a depression — or any other indentation — up there, I guess.”

Does less hair mean he gets a discount?

“I can’t decide which reflects light better, that mirror or the top of your head.”

Lost my hair and I can the very old scar from playing “Cowboys and Indians” when I was five. Scalped…..thankfully my Uncle put chewing tobacco on my head to stanch the wound.

Musically, the song is “Wipeout”.

At the rate mine is going, in 10 year’s time I’ll be paying a pound a hair to be cut.

Wife calls is a bald spot. I call it variously, a fire break or a little mosquito picnic spot or a recovering meadow and about anything else to get her to laugh.

All of my hair receded or is it seceded? Either way, I’m bald.

I’ve heard guys say that it’s a solar panel with a battery backup for a sex machine. Hahaha!

My barber now charges a finders fee,

Thanks for the comment. No tip…..

Recession? I’m looking at a stock market crash

My hairline is like a clogged toilet… always backing up.

It looks like the whole top of his head is gone.

The malady of aging: receding gums and receding hairlines.