Herman by Jim Unger for April 13, 2023

I have no idea how to do your job, but my book here says you’re doing it wrong.

Go away runt. You’re bothering me.

Hey kid, help me mix up some of these rare metal yellow, orange, and red paints.

“I think it would make more sense turned upside-down.” (And thus was born a modernist classic, worth millions.)

In a word, no.

“The sun should be in an upper corner with rays coming off it and if you make small m’s in the sky, they look like birds flying.”

Child prodigy or child problem?

You need to put in a happy little tree and happy little flowers.

Just metaphorical ones.

Leonardo What-do-you-think???

“Why not? Everyone else thinks he or she knows more than I do too.”

Well, for one thing, the nipples are the wrong color.

Starting with, you should give up painting.

Normally I’d just laugh at a kid giving advice, but given the state of art these days, he might actually help.