Herman by Jim Unger for May 01, 2023

He’s lucky that his hand isn’t going back with three broken fingers

One day saw a lady with a basket pick up something from someone else’s basket. She read the label, while the basket owner watched, then put it back and calmly said, ‘What aisle is that on?’ Other lady laughed out loud and they had long chat about the product and the organization of the shelves. It’s called ‘how to make new friends at the supermarket.’ Would not dare try it myself.

All I see is a gray box. Imagine, censorship!

That is interesting, especially since they aren’t on the coffee aisle.

Brawl on aisle six.

I have more of a problem putting groceries into the wrong cart. I thought those bags looked different…

“Fella, release my coffee if you want to keep that hand.”

The best part of waking up, is Filcher’s in your cup.