Herman by Jim Unger for July 05, 2023

Wait for it

Might taste better

Have you ever regretted saying something about your order?

Heat from the range top or from the Peruvian Death Peppers in it? (Thank you to Mr. Davis & Garfield for the pepper name)

Cools stuff well and quickly.

“Have you been exposed to fire-fighting foam and later been diagnosed with . . . "

That will cool the soup quickly and probably make it taste better.

Ummm idts

Did he specifically order cold soup?

Yes – the same guy who just emptied a bottle of Tabasco into it trying to get some flavor out of it!

“Just a splash, please.”

I love Herman.

Now there’s something you don’t see anymore, an ashtray on the table in a restaurant.