I want pills the same color as my outfit.
Because your sister has the runs.
Because you were acting like a baby
She’s doing what the TV ads tell her: Ask your doctor about big blue capsules.
“Because she suffers occasional constipation, and those are suppositories.”
Well … You have a cold and she doesn’t … and … well … you know …
Your “sister” identifies as a “man”. … Do you identify as man?
Big blue capsules or little blue pills? Your sister might actually be your brother.
Because the rep from the company who makes the cough syrup just paid me more.
“Give me an antibiotic!” “But you have a viral infection and…” “I don’t care! I’m sick! I want an antibiotic!”
She got suppositories and you got cough syrup?
It all depends on the kind of seggs you’re having!
“Because your sister chooses to stay in the Matrix.”
Because you deserve it.
“Frankly speaking, ma’am, your mouth is bigger”.
She had the right Contacts
“Because I like you better, of course.”
She has better insurance.
Because your parents loved her best.
I’d rather get capsules or pick too.
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
sirbadger 9 months ago
I want pills the same color as my outfit.
Imagine 9 months ago
Because your sister has the runs.
suv2000 9 months ago
Because you were acting like a baby
PoochFan 9 months ago
She’s doing what the TV ads tell her: Ask your doctor about big blue capsules.
PraiseofFolly 9 months ago
“Because she suffers occasional constipation, and those are suppositories.”
Doug K 9 months ago
Well … You have a cold and she doesn’t … and … well … you know …
Your “sister” identifies as a “man”. … Do you identify as man?
Gina Carson 9 months ago
Big blue capsules or little blue pills? Your sister might actually be your brother.
dflak 9 months ago
Because the rep from the company who makes the cough syrup just paid me more.
DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago
“Give me an antibiotic!” “But you have a viral infection and…” “I don’t care! I’m sick! I want an antibiotic!”
Just-me 9 months ago
She got suppositories and you got cough syrup?
sprink56 9 months ago
It all depends on the kind of seggs you’re having!
Chalres 9 months ago
“Because your sister chooses to stay in the Matrix.”
sandpiper 9 months ago
Because you deserve it.
Lady loves a joke 9 months ago
“Frankly speaking, ma’am, your mouth is bigger”.
mindjob 9 months ago
She had the right Contacts
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 9 months ago
“Because I like you better, of course.”
cuzinron47 9 months ago
She has better insurance.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago
Because your parents loved her best.
jasonsnakelover 9 months ago
I’d rather get capsules or pick too.