Herman by Jim Unger for October 30, 2023

Goldie passed away, already.

You are supposed to use the toilet.

Better goldfish than silverfish.

Watch out for the giant pet alligators.

Much less expect to find it?

Giving it a bath?

Getting it past the disposal was likely tricky

NYC is erecting a statue for the alligator in the sewer myth.

that goldfish probably was disintegrated before it ever reached the sewer line.

Carelessness comes to mind. That’s how . . .

Wrong drain, dude

By pressing the lever.

That’s the last time he tries to throw a ping-pong ball into a goldfish bowl at the carnival

My sister did it cleaning out the tank! My dad had to take apart the “S” trap and retrieve the fish. For the rest of its life she called it Sewer Swimmer.

Guess he was really attached to that fish if he’s going to such lengths to retrieve it. Hey dude, there’s plenty of goldfish in pet store!

I always flushed the fish AFTER they died.