Herman by Jim Unger for March 18, 2024

That is a spicy hot dog.

It’s going to make tomorrow’s walk interesting.

Tomorrow is your day to walk the dog.

And now he’s all over the place.

“Pepper got into the hot sauce again, that naughty chihuahua. I called the UXD Squad* but I set out out your Hazmat suit In case they don’t get here in time.”

*Unexploded Dog Squad

I need you to go to the store to get more chili powder.

I’m not sure I get this one.

‘The Daily Whanmy’?!?

You’d think after the first bite he would have learned something

Have you ever seen a dog in full afterburner?

Well, that got him going in more ways than one. To be continued for the rest of today and tomorrow.

He’s caught every squirrel so far today!

I can relate. When I was a kid, a cousin dared me to bite into a pepper. I love jalapeños so sure why not. Well, I had never met a habanero before. Oh, My, Gawd! I was running, screaming and even clamped my mug around the faucet but to no relief. Finally, my aunt heard the commotion and came to drag me to the kitchen where she forced a glass of buttermilk down me. I had never felt such relief in my short little life. I was never a fan of buttermilk before, but I sure am now.

Why the lone paw print at top right?

Dog got the heebeejeebees and crawled the walls…..LOL

I don’t think a doody bag will be enough for the toxic waste down the road. Break out the hazmat suits.

Chili powder comes in bags?

Good stuff!!

Boot scooting boogy!!!

Yiy!! Tie Fido up outside for the next few days.

Took a few seconds, but realized they were rampaging puppy-footprints… and not a series of rapid-rear-fire projectiles.

[sigh of relief]

Gonna be doing a lot of rug scootin’.