Herman by Jim Unger for April 06, 2024

Sounds like the ball and chain could afford to lose a few

Not the US Mail, they’ve slowed down a little a lot. Fedex yourself

Anybody here a retiree from the USPS? Starting 1 Jan 2025 we are required to use the USPS Advantage Plus program??? Got the notice today.

why didn’t I think of this before!

“And what grade mask should I wear, going through fumigation procedure?”

To answer the postal customer, “with or WITHOUT air holes?”

Considering his weight, won’t be a lot of luggage.

Apparently Herman never heard the Velvet Underground song “the Gift.”

185? Yeah right.

Is that with or without return postage?

Express yourself!

By the way, what’s the in flight movie?

“How much to send just a pineapple?”

“Sent in an airless crate at temperatures far below freezing and possible misdirection…..”

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