I read about one zoo who had built a new chimpanzee exhibit, but first they tested it using an orangutan. They knew that if the orangutan could not get out then chimps would not either. If you give a screw driver to a gorilla it will try to eat it but then drop it and ignore it. Give a chimpanzee a screw driver it will find a dozen ways to use it. but not as a screw driver. Give the screw driver to an orangutan, it will hide it when no one is looking and when everyone is gone for the night will disassemble his cage with it..
Yakety Sax 12 days ago
Surprised he didn’t just carve one.
seanfear 12 days ago
hey! no one gets into my house without my permit!
Lecherous 12 days ago
The Rise of Planet of the Apes, Herman style
win.45mag 11 days ago
Stop monkeying around
Imagine 11 days ago
…and some bananas.
PraiseofFolly 11 days ago
It’s not much better here on the outside.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 11 days ago
And what do you plan to do once in the Capitol building?
sandpiper 11 days ago
One look at modern clothes and one good listen of modern music, ape will run for the cage and lock the door behind him.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 11 days ago
“Stop monkeying around.”
“Impossible.”
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 days ago
There’s no telling what he might throw at you
Rasslebear 11 days ago
Cornelius?
Gina Carson 11 days ago
Would have been funnier with a banana.
mfrasca 11 days ago
Welcome to the Monkey House.
mindjob 11 days ago
He might go ape!
DaBump Premium Member 11 days ago
Alternate beginning of The Planet of the Apes.
C wolfe 11 days ago
I read about one zoo who had built a new chimpanzee exhibit, but first they tested it using an orangutan. They knew that if the orangutan could not get out then chimps would not either. If you give a screw driver to a gorilla it will try to eat it but then drop it and ignore it. Give a chimpanzee a screw driver it will find a dozen ways to use it. but not as a screw driver. Give the screw driver to an orangutan, it will hide it when no one is looking and when everyone is gone for the night will disassemble his cage with it..
cuzinron47 11 days ago
They want to go find a barrel for laughs.
gcarlson 11 days ago
“The wine … is Chateau Marmoset.”
ars731 11 days ago
’I am never going to live this down"
razzledazzle295 11 days ago
If I buy Tarzan (1999) for you, will you go easy on me?