Herman by Jim Unger for July 31, 2024

Follow the smoke

And while you’re in there, see if you can find my wife.

Tonight’s dinner, Cajun Blackened Chicken.

My wife uses the smoke detector as the kitchen timer…….sigh

“Sorry to bother you … the wife is having her heat flashes again.”

Andy Capp looks different, today. But Flo is definitely cooking.

Maybe you should try being in the kitchen, goofy old fart. … nah, you’d blow the house to smithereens.

Repeat customers keep things flowing along.

Seems for some, a lower standard of descriptive language is average.

Guy evidently has faced this dilemma before.

Make yourself at home… but don’t eat the cookies.

As he continues reading the paper…..☹️

A normal occurrence, apparently.

He must be new on the job

Hilarious!!

“I’ll validate your parking on the way out.”

They need a portable fire extinguisher.

Roasted roast.

repeat customer?