Herman by Jim Unger for September 17, 2024

Hobbies: catfishing

An age, I.Q., or shoe size of 422238 would be even more scary.

I feel a slap coming on

If she came up with that, her IQ is probably more than 22… and more than his…

European shoe size 38 is not big. It like a woman’s size 8.

That is cruisin’ for a bruisin’

The sand in her hourglass figure has been a frequent dumping spot for dogs.

I though she meant age, IQ and the amount of money to her name.

Nice try…lol

Shouldn’t laugh….

Yeah, like HE’S such an Adonis!

I believe he’s about to find out that he is still woefully short on ‘realizations’.

I use numbers to prove that I am a well-rounded athlete. My golf score, bowling average and batting average are all the same: 140.

If you choose them by their “Profile” you in trouble already.

Oooooh!

She is impressive anyway you look at it.

I think a second date is not happening

That hurt

The saying for men is: big feet … big xxx! I wear a size 12.5, so sometimes sayings are wrong … I won’t say which way.

The numbers could also apply to him.

You fudged a little on your profile too.

What a sweet talker.

Look who’s talking. He isn’t much of a prize either.

I can only wonder what his online profile looks like.

Were those photos you posted, shopped before hand?

Savage…

Dude, you’re not exactly Mr. Universe yourself.

He’s no prize. Make the best out of a bad situation.

Of course, someone with an IQ of 22 would be non-verbal and bed ridden…