Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for November 25, 2009
Transcript:
Farmer Zeek has just revealed he's seen everything Marvin and Ted had been doing... I'm very proud of you, Ted! In fact, Ted's act of selflessness made Zeek so happy, he made all the turkeys official thanksgiving turkeys! Wonderful! Awesome! Hey, what's an official thanksgiving turkey anyway?
I hope everyone enjoyed this sick, twisted, completely asinine Thanksgiving story!
Happy Thanksgiving, my friends!