Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for November 25, 2009
November 24, 2009
November 26, 2009
Transcript:
Farmer Zeek has just revealed he's seen everything Marvin and Ted had been doing... I'm very proud of you, Ted! In fact, Ted's act of selflessness made Zeek so happy, he made all the turkeys official thanksgiving turkeys! Wonderful! Awesome! Hey, what's an official thanksgiving turkey anyway?
Edcole1961 almost 15 years ago
Nice job, Ted. Now they’re all plucked.
Radical-Knight almost 15 years ago
Nekkid turkeys!!
fredbuhl almost 15 years ago
MMMMMMMMMMM!!! Farmer Zeek, the master psychologist. Pass the giblets !!
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
At least Farmer Zeek raised refined turkeys. They were bread to have good taste.
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
Star-Kist doesn’t want turkeys with good taste. Star-Kist wants turkeys that taste good. Oh wait, that’s tuna. Sorry, Charlie.
celeconecca almost 15 years ago
The best of the breast!
Lawrence Stetz Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Somehow I think that if they had known this was the fate of the Thanksgiving turkey, they wouldn’t have fought each other so hard for the title.
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
Happy Thanksgiving Lucas and loyal readers.
bald almost 15 years ago
actually i like to make turkey any time of year, this year though, i plan on not having it for thanksgiving
Turnbloom creator almost 15 years ago
I hope everyone enjoyed this sick, twisted, completely asinine Thanksgiving story!
Happy Thanksgiving, my friends!
celeconecca almost 15 years ago
Thanks, Lucas! Happy Thanksgiving.
jamadison4 almost 15 years ago
Ted learned that honesty and kindness never go,,,,,,,,unrewarded.
vasgar1 almost 15 years ago
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! I’m still crying tears of laughter!
DM9001 over 4 years ago
I guess “special” is a relative meaning.