Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 07, 2012
Transcript:
dynaman: I just found the most amazing villain! We fought all night, and it was an epic battle indeed! I may just have found my new arch nemesis! I can't wait to fight captain rogue master again! Captain: This guy? I caught him on my way here. dynaman: Well, that sure takes the romance out of it....
Damn! That was supposed to read Dacron wrinkle-proof hair. Like the kind Andy Kaufman wore in In God We Tru$t!