Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 16, 2013
November 15, 2013
November 17, 2013
Transcript:
Ralston: Sorry, Bixby, but I'm NOT gonna date Moxie Gumption. Bixby: Why not? Ralston: It's against my principles! I can't date someone for their power or wealth. Besides, that kids' in love with her. Bixby: Who, Scrappy Lad? Oh, I got that covered. Scrappy Lad: Thanks for finally meeting me, Moxie! Hamhock: I thought this was supposed to be a bachelor party...
The punchline is disturbing on multiple levels.