Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 11, 2014
March 10, 2014
March 12, 2014
Transcript:
Bixby: Seriously, Cap. Superman's married, Spider-Man's married. A love interest will be good for your image! Captain Victorious: Awww! But a woman's just gonna make me clean and do chores and stuff! It's a misuse of my powers! Bixby: You mean as opposed to the way you use your powers now? Captain Victorious: Hey, I gotta use heat vision to shave my chest! It gets itchy under here, man!
Kamino Neko over 10 years ago
What a difference a few years make…neither of them are married any more. (Though Superman’s in a serious relationship…Spidey…yeah, that’s…complicated.)
Arbitrary over 10 years ago
Yeah, Spidey sold his marriage to the devil and is now in the process of getting his body back from Doc Oc switching minds with him, and Superman’s marriage was undone due to another universe wide reboot and is now having an affair with an Amazon princess with whom he has little to nothing in common with aside from superhero work because that’s the lazy route all bad writers take.
StoicLion1973 over 10 years ago
And Batman was the only one smart enough to not get married. That doesn’t mean he hasn’t had his issues; he did father a son by one of his more alluring enemies.
Hectoruno over 10 years ago
The son thing is all messed up by rebooting of the universe too. The son was made the old fashioned way than after a reboot made a test tube baby and is now dead.
Dragoncat over 10 years ago
Well, to be fair… Doesn’t Superman need to use his heat vision to shave? After all, I remember when Lois tried to cut his hair in his sleep.