Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 29, 2014
Transcript:
Tyr: Look, kid, if you're gonna be a superhero sidekick, shouldn't you have a power or something? I mean, Robin is an acrobat, kid Flash is fast and Supergirl is strong! What good it do me to have some powerless imbecile running around failing miserably? Scrappy Lad: I'll make you look great by comparison. Tyr: I could certainly use that...
That’s why moderately attractive people hang out with ugly ones, it makes them look hot by comparison.